recommended hypnotists

[sandie]

can anyone recommend me any good hypnotists preferably in the london area.

ta chickens

[Lizard]

Carol Vorderman Sandie, one from the top please, god help me.

[magoo]

Well I do know a forumite from West London who is very good at putting us all to sleep. I dont think he is fully qualified though.

I could have a go if you like. I promise not to touch you in rude ways whilst your asleep. You can trust me I am a pervert.

[fevrd]

Why do you want a hypnotist? WHAT IS IT THAT YOU CAN'T STOP DOING?

(Oh sorry. I know that answer to that one).

[sandie]

hello u.

forgot to tell u but...u know the mysterious vanishing spunk!!!! well on holiday i had a mysterious vanishing enema. nothing came out - not even the water!!! not for a whole day aftrewards either.

i really do think my ass can be described as a big black hole. things go in but they dont come out. awwwwh!

[steve56]

sounds nasty!

[magoo]

It sounds like you are dehydrated hence the rapid uptake of fluids through your cunt and bum-hole.

I would recommend abstaining from alcohol. Failing that pop round to my place and I will have a good look at your problem. I cannot promise a cure but I will have a very close look into it.

[steve56]

trust me,im a doctor

[magoo]

Yes Stephen. Thats the joke I alluded to when I told Sandie "Trust me I am a pervert". She probably didnt get it either. Nite Nite Steve.

[fevrd]

Listen Sandie. I have told you about my enema attachment for my power shower and how I can put a pint of warm water up your bum in three seconds.

What say we conduct a scientific investigation of this phenomenon next time you're over here? We could video it. There must be some country that would buy it.