My turn now

[Rebekah]

Ok you bunch of adorable oddballs after reading 2 pages of this forum and finally grasping that it's all complete twoddle, whats a girl like me to do but try to give some input......
As a totally sane, always normal kinda gal i'm struggling to know what to write in the midst of this madness, so all i can comment on is my unhealthy obsession with i'm a Celeb..... both series!! i was initially very critical about the latest victims to this, to anyone who'd listen to me, but alas i'm hooked all over again, i've come to the conclusion that the appeal lies in the opportunity to be SOooooooooooooooo vindictive! i gain so much pleasure calling up the stupid vote lines to vote for the person i feel will freak out the most in the task, then procede to wet myself laughing as they scream like bitches whilst going hungary, tro failure!!!! gotta go time for my pills xxxx

[magoo]

Dear me Rebekah your even more nuts than me. Come to me baby! You are a nice lady. I hope you noticed that I spelled your name right. Still I best stop flirting as WG will kick my sorry arse if I continue. Having said that I do find both you and WG a pair of very sexy ladies. Sorry WG but it seemed funny at the time.........yes your correct. Sorry old chap.

She is warm no? Borat thinks so in Kazakstan. Yeeesss.

[Caractacus]

If there is any point to such programmes, Rebekah, it will be in the sadistic enjoyment of some Z-list celeb covered in rats/insects/snakes.

We should promote a BGAFD forum version. I hear JJ, Steve56, Magoo, Lizard, Marcus, Woodgnome, Officer Dibble and Ace have already volunteered to take part. All we need now is to find a swamp populated with crocs, guila monsters, giant cockroaches and Chairman Miaow and we have a programme

[Bill Malone]

Hi Rebekah! Haven't heard from you on this site for a bit - how are doing arm wise???

I can quite easily picture a version of the show with Rebekah, Wendy, Layla~Jade, Cathy Barry, Laura Singer, Alicia Rhodes, Laura Turner, Rebecca Lee, Jade (2), LDM, Asia Argento, AOL's Connie and Caroline Munro circa 1975 all on an island in blistering heat so all forced to wear bikinis and take showers in mountain streams and rock pools.

It'll be called, "I'm Bill Malone, Get Me In There!"

Bill
Malone

[buttsie]

Sounds more like Fantasy Island?

cheers
B....OZ Complete Twaddle All Day Every Day

[Rebekah]

Hmmm i like the idea of a bgafd version, oh what fun.. and the possibilities are endlessssssssss

[Rebekah]

Hiya Bill, arms fully functional now, all mended!!
kisses xxxxxxxx

[woodgnome]

and your task is... to make like a monkey with marcus.

[Hulk Hogan]

I don't care Rebekah cos the WWE is the best if you like it or not!!!!!!!
The NWA/WWE is not suprised that you a porn worker(you ain't excatly a star like ECW's own Jenna Jameson and Jasmine St Clair), your going down at the hands of WWE/NWA!!!!!

WWE/NWA

[Caractacus]

And your task, Woodgnome, is to go three rounds with the Chairman