My turn now

[magoo]

Adorable Oddballs.

Call me those words baby. Thats a term of endearment. Thanks sweetheart. I love your stuff.

Sorry WG I didnt mean to step on your toes. You know me I am full of antisocial remarks about the bitches and ho's. In fact my ho had a fight with my bitch. And it resulted in me gettting locked up for foolishness. Damn crazy mothers. I sorted it out by telling my ho not to upset my bitch and all was well with the world mo fo. But that was just a silly remark. My bitch realised that my ho was OK.

If you fancy a fight with me then I would be more than happy to sort you out. Providing no mo fos involve dem selves.

Yes I have over egged the pudding like a right daft mo fo!

[Caractacus]

Bout cancelled due to unfairness of match. Subsidiary challenge will now involve Magoo trying to make sense out of a Steve56 post.

[magoo]

Its not so hard on Clydeside. I remember Greenock. This bloke actually carried several boxes of Sugar Puffs to Spain.

We pissed our selves laughing at him.

The other bloke was a Glasgow "ned" and he was OK. Despite falling asleep on the shitter. I was out screwing this sexy young 17 yr old while the Glasgow Bloke was up on his balcony shouting "Go on Magoo Son! Give the slapper a good seeing too". It made me laugh, especialy when I saw her go the journey next day.

[magoo]

This Glaswegian .He said to me the next day " Did you bang the wee lasssie? Old enough to bleed means old enough to breed". Naturally I explained that I could not shag the young splitarse. I would get locked up if I did!

[Caractacus]

Right.

[magoo]

Ok Then. I hope we understand each other.

[Caractacus]

Abso-what-ly.

[magoo]

Great then.

He did bring his own Sugar Puffs when we went to Spain. No fibs honest.

And the shagging of the 17 yr old was not an egg either.

[jj]

Not me, mate: I'm terrified of Lizards.

[steve56]

hi rebekah,enjoying the new forum.