I'm a 'yawn' Get Me Out of Here!

[elton dong]

You cant of failed to see the latest reality celeb gash on Itv but why is
Danniella Westbrook looking so ruff ?
Come on we all know someone who's had a bit too much Charlie , even Frank Sinatra had his Septum replaced with two solid gold tubes so he could carry on with his little habit , but he never looked that ruff ...
so is it down to the corrosive quality of brian Harvey's seamen and all the facial's he must of given her ?

[Lizard]

She does look a bit shagged, but not as bad as Toyota Wilcox, who looks as though she,s havin a bet with a bloodhound to see who can look the most authentic, well she,s won hands down, there all so fuckin desperate for attention it,s quite sad to see, I feel sorry for the wildlife, what effect can it be having on them, and perfectly decent trees and plants, now having to go thru therapy, fucking outragous, btw. They never show you them crapping do they? perhaps as well eh!

[Goater]

Just another network tv freakshow innit? Never, ever, ever 'entertain' the idea of watching such crap

[Wink Wink]

Now you know how these two look without a bit of make up on.