How stupid is Sonia?

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Tue May 06, 2003 5:04 pm

Phil showing as much finesse as a toilet seat gave Sonia her 18th birthday prezzie unwrapped. She said 'what is it?' yet all the packaging said Packard Bell Computer. Dozy cow or what? Dot and Jim pissed on cheap Asti Spumante was worth a repeat showing on Sunday.

jj · Post by jj » Tue May 06, 2003 5:05 pm

Very, very, very.
But remember, children: it's NOT real life..........

steve56 · Post by **steve56** » Tue May 06, 2003 5:07 pm

she gave me headache with that trumpet was hoping shed stick it up her fat arse

Wink Wink · Post by **Wink Wink** » Tue May 06, 2003 5:08 pm

Am I missing something here??

Caractacus · Post by **Caractacus** » Tue May 06, 2003 5:08 pm

What the fork are you guys talking about?

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Tue May 06, 2003 5:09 pm

EastEnders.........its all the rage, dah-ling

steve56 · Post by **steve56** » Tue May 06, 2003 5:09 pm

as long as dot dont do page 3 .

Caractacus · Post by **Caractacus** » Tue May 06, 2003 5:12 pm

Ah, whinging, shouty cockernees. I see.

jj · Post by jj » Tue May 06, 2003 5:38 pm

...will Sonia attempt to play the PB, under the misguided impression that it's a new brass instrument?
Find out in next week's thrilling instalment of 'East Enders, with a bit of S56 thrown in'.........

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Tue May 06, 2003 5:40 pm

You can bet your mortgage when she's on-line she wont access THIS particular site. Pity.

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