Baddiel & Skinner

[steve56]

hes very hiley strung as well.

[magoo]

Yes Steve. He is. Thats what I was getting at. Coke can have that sort of effect on people even years after stopping using it.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Quite right Magoo.....however...you see that Mart....I bet you do...he's your boyfriend he is....you both hold hands in public and kiss each other on the lips...ahhaaaha haaha...I thank you..

[magoo]

Yes but hes your mum. Your mum looks like him.....ahahahahaaa.

She wears his underpants and his string vest. They are her poshest clothes. I am not listening to you! NNNNAAANAAAA NAANAAAAA. I cant hear you. NAAAAAAA NAAAAAA.

[Holden MacGroyn]

And that's the noise you make when you try to sing in your bestest voice ever. NNnnnaaaa NNNNaaaaa And you dance like a Thunderbird puppet walks.....your Virgil Tracey you are....with a proper girls name...aahhhaaahahaa haa

[magoo]

You see an old pasty thats lying in the gutter? A pastie with some dogs poo stuck to it. Thats your dinner that is. Yummy yummy thats what you say when you eat it. Its your Christmas dinner that is.

[Holden MacGroyn]

You see a broken piece of crockery down some nasty alleyway...the sort thats covered in urine stains and dog mess...thats your satellite dish that is...thats how you watch your TV.....


I Think next time, I'll have to break it in 2 so we can get the customary "I am aware of the aforementioned item" or "Do you mean the type that etc etc..."

[magoo]

Your mum.

Can you give me 24 hours to locate my History Today video so I can swot up. Your obviously cheating by refering to your tape. I am going by memory.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Actually I'm also going by memory and I only have the TV shows on tape.
Damn Magoo, how old are you bro??

[Holden MacGroyn]

Just for you!
Found it a few minutes ago.



Worth checking for sure!