Your probably right
Called Fatuma if I remember correctly
Had the audacity to ask James if she was the best he'd ever had
before e blew her up(nO she wasn't a blow up doll)
cheers
B....OZ
Best ass ..... who
Re: Best ass ..... who
how much longer has the word 'arse' got before it slips beneath the yankee wave? five years? ten, maybe? it's a damned shamed, if you ask me.
no doubt jj can give us the etymological lowdown on it's teutonic (i think) roots - but it just has a far sexier, er, feel to it than it's transatlantic cousin, imo.
and as for the utterly pathetic 'butt'...
no doubt jj can give us the etymological lowdown on it's teutonic (i think) roots - but it just has a far sexier, er, feel to it than it's transatlantic cousin, imo.
and as for the utterly pathetic 'butt'...
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Officer Dibble
Re: Best ass ..... who
Let's face it, pretty though she is, Kylie doesn?t have much of an arse to write home about. All this talk about Kylies arse in the patronising papers is all ball-bag ?n? hype. As for the Cheeky Girls, well, they just don't have arses they're so thin. A decent arse (full and curvaceous) is an essential prerequisite for a top line porn star - though they can get away without a decent arse if they have other attractions, like big boobies. If you?re going to talk arses you got to be in the Misty McCain, Nina Hartley, Nicky Platts, Samantha-Jane ball park.
You hear a lot about Kylie's arse in the patronising red tops, but it's all bollocks and hype. Those crappy rags have to have things to write about everyday (regardless of whether anything of note has happened or not) but can?t write about the porn stars who do have impressive, genuinely attractive arses, because, well, they're 'porn stars' and British tabloid lore states that you cannot acknowledge the existence of the adult movie industry unless it is a negative piece saying how dirty, vile and exploitative it is. So instead they will hype up some current, boring, middle of the road female celebrity and go on about her arse - whether she's actually got one or not.
Another aspect of this is the de-sexualisation of female models in the mainstream media and even on the covers of so-called 'Lads-Mags.' What I mean by this is that you do not see many images of models with big bobbies and bums in the mainstream media nowadays. Because images like these are overtly sexual (which is what we on the bgafd are interested in) and this is anathema to the politically correct middleclass culture that holds sway in these institutions. Some commentators have even suggested that the reason you don?t see many overtly sexual images of girls on the covers of Lad's mags is that the art departments of these organisations are all now staffed by gay boys and tits 'n' bums are the last thing they find aesthetically pleasing. So, all you see are images of tidy, but stupefyingly bland, androgynous waifs on the cover of Maxim, Loaded, FHM etc. One such instance of this recently made the BBC six o'clock news - where one of the lad?s mags had commissioned a shoot of Kate Winslet, with her reassuringly feminine curves. Then, when the gay boys and politically correct ponces in the art dept got hold of the photos they decided Kate would look much more appealing and 'right on' with out those horrid tits and that outstanding feminine bottom! So they digitally slimed her down to look like a fucking sexless Belsen victim! Sacrilege! I'd string the cunts up for that; together the fucker who had the last word on the actual published content. They?re guilty of distorting the truth for their own misguided socio-political ends. Poncy twats.
Dibble
You hear a lot about Kylie's arse in the patronising red tops, but it's all bollocks and hype. Those crappy rags have to have things to write about everyday (regardless of whether anything of note has happened or not) but can?t write about the porn stars who do have impressive, genuinely attractive arses, because, well, they're 'porn stars' and British tabloid lore states that you cannot acknowledge the existence of the adult movie industry unless it is a negative piece saying how dirty, vile and exploitative it is. So instead they will hype up some current, boring, middle of the road female celebrity and go on about her arse - whether she's actually got one or not.
Another aspect of this is the de-sexualisation of female models in the mainstream media and even on the covers of so-called 'Lads-Mags.' What I mean by this is that you do not see many images of models with big bobbies and bums in the mainstream media nowadays. Because images like these are overtly sexual (which is what we on the bgafd are interested in) and this is anathema to the politically correct middleclass culture that holds sway in these institutions. Some commentators have even suggested that the reason you don?t see many overtly sexual images of girls on the covers of Lad's mags is that the art departments of these organisations are all now staffed by gay boys and tits 'n' bums are the last thing they find aesthetically pleasing. So, all you see are images of tidy, but stupefyingly bland, androgynous waifs on the cover of Maxim, Loaded, FHM etc. One such instance of this recently made the BBC six o'clock news - where one of the lad?s mags had commissioned a shoot of Kate Winslet, with her reassuringly feminine curves. Then, when the gay boys and politically correct ponces in the art dept got hold of the photos they decided Kate would look much more appealing and 'right on' with out those horrid tits and that outstanding feminine bottom! So they digitally slimed her down to look like a fucking sexless Belsen victim! Sacrilege! I'd string the cunts up for that; together the fucker who had the last word on the actual published content. They?re guilty of distorting the truth for their own misguided socio-political ends. Poncy twats.
Dibble
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buttsie
Re: Best ass ..... who
Got to agree with you OD
KM has a petite frame that can be best described as anorexic
They have to talk about her ass because quite frankly her music sucks
Why else does she change her image & music every year
She's really French isn't she? MINOGUE
cheers
B....OZ
KM has a petite frame that can be best described as anorexic
They have to talk about her ass because quite frankly her music sucks
Why else does she change her image & music every year
She's really French isn't she? MINOGUE
cheers
B....OZ
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buttsie
Re: Best ass ..... who
I find that hard to believe
Theres vowels in her name
Surely that disqualifies her or it it only names of places that don't have vowels
cheers
B....OZ
Theres vowels in her name
Surely that disqualifies her or it it only names of places that don't have vowels
cheers
B....OZ
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joe king
Re: and while we're on the subject...
pedantic middleclass crap - do people really read this stuff? It's a serious subject that ends with a joke/pun/wordplay. There must be a hole in the argument.