Keyboard & Screen Cleaning

[magoo]

Whats the best thing to use for removing splashes of beer from the screen of a laptop? And for removing fag ash from the keyboard? And generally cleaning these fucking contraptions?

TIA

(dont worry JJ I am asking on behalf of a mate, yours is OK)

[Deano !]

Well, surely warm soapy water and dishcloth will get beer off a screen and to get the crumbs of shortbread out of my keyboard I find a vacuum cleaner used while holding the keyboard upside down sucks most stuff out. And if you stay connected to the net while you do this, you will be amazed at where you finnish up. Thats how I found this site.

Deano !

[jj]

PHEW !!!!!!

[Crimpo]

fagash and lose baccy - I find turning the keyboard over and striking it firmly does the biz - treat em mean and keep em keen..

[Quentin Crisp]

I find after five years, the dust doesn't get any worse.

[steve56]

you should know ducky.

[Q Crisp]

Do you mind?
I am one of the Stately Homos of England........

[steve56]

i saw the play too,john hurt?

[jj]

Was he?
What a shame.....hope he's better now.
Oh, no: he's just had an alien burst out of his chest.........

[steve56]

ilike it that was good it made me smile.