Liz Hurley.

[Lizard]

Dont get too excited.

[Cheeky Chappie]

Like her or loathe her .... the body and the looks can't be argued with. I tried not to get too excited but emm, I need some advice as well on cleaning my keyboard and screen but it's not, emmmm, well it's not fag ash or dust ..........

[Lizard]

Dont tell me it,s..................................DANDRUFF, oh- my - god.

[Cheeky Chappie]

how did u guess ?!? ur powers of deduction are head & shoulders above the rest. get it .... head & shoulders .... as in the shampoo? oh, why do i bother ......

[Frank]

Did any of you ever frequent the City Circle, a delightful restuarant in the heart of the City of London where scantily dressed girls attented to city gents (placing napkins on their laps and serving them coffee - nothing else!)

Liz started her career there!

[jj]

...WHAT career?
As far as I can see, she has no visible means of support whatsoever.
Perhaps she should buy a bra........

[Lizard]

Well there was that film where she was a airhead, er hostess, and she was really one of the bad guy,s, now what was it called.....er....then she made 4 weddings and a funeral, er no she didnt,erm...there was the make up ad, that was good! oh yeah, that one where she played the devil, er....what was it, er....

I,ll go and get me cupppa.

[steve56]

passenger 57?,wesley snipes i didnt know that

[Lizard]

No, she didn,t play wesley snipes, for god sake! even the best make up artist in the world couldn,t do that!

[Ace]

A MAJOR disappointment. Ms Hirley is known to have an impressive bush, and yet these pics show its been air-brushed, or worse, waxed! AGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!