Sorry For Being A Drunken Yob

[magoo]

Just a quick apology for my stupid drunken posts on friday/saturday. I made a fuss about being deleted but the truth was I was so drunk I couldnt remember that I had been rather obnoxious. So anyone (forumites & mods)who was offended/inconvenienced by my antics Im sorry. I am afraid I was very, very drunk.

I best keep this short incase Woody finds it to be self indulgent. For what its worth the two day hangover has been a severe punishment which some of you will be pleased to hear.

Anyway I am tea total for the next week or two so with a bit of luck the posts will be less yobbish and far fewer in number.

[Lizard]

Your a very bad boy, now, clean your room out!

[buttsie]

Maybe its about time you invested in another form of self abuse other than alcohol

I've heard prozac is pretty good

Whatever Cheech & Chong were on looked worth a try

cheers
B....OZ

[Caractacus]

You could try green tea, or supporting Chelsea, or visiting internet cafes.

[buttsie]

Not Herbal teas...they strip the enamel off teeth away quicker than a whipper snipper on a lawn edge

Who wouldn't get a warm inner sensation from supporting the world renowned Chelsea Flower Show

Haven't been in favour of Internet Cafes since a driver(Grandpa-couldn't tell the difference between the pedals) took 4 computers out
that were behind a line of bollards(no injuries thank god-apart from the apples).Gramps was cunning he came along the footpath

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

....or suicide?
A viable alternative to any/all of the above three.

[Caractacus]

The severest form of self-criticism.

[magoo]

Tried the Cheech and Chong method and it certainly doesnt make a person as rude as excess alcohol can. But I then couldnt be bothered to post at all and just sat admiring the pretty colours on the screen. And my weekly food bill doubled.

As for prozac. I know a lad who was on it recently and he said it made him feel great but had a side effect of making him shit his pants in public. So all in all I think I will give it a miss.

[magoo]

Or disappearing for a few weeks without saying anything like others have done?

[buttsie]

Theres a bit of truth in all you say

All Drugs have some form of side effect

When it gets down to it its best to give them all a miss when posting IMO

cheers
B....OZ