Royals..

[Lizard]

Yeah I know, the other night she stopped at my house, and after she blew me, she said, "I need a wee Lizard" see! she could have so easily said 'piss'
but no! and she flushed after her, there,s not many would do that.
Thats good breeding that Elt....
ps. she mentioned something about you bieng a bit out off puff after the 7th time! she,s jokin-right?

[steve56]

shes very bandy that fergie[bottle legs]

[steve56]

always thought it was the duke that had 10 thousand men[hoping i dont get sued for libel]

[Lizard]

Steve! here,s a fuckin tip!!! when someone post something relating to another persons post, if it,s not relavant to you- dont post under it !!! sweet baby jesus in the manger!! stop hijacking everyones thread..
Thank you.

[Mart]

You speak of her in the past tense steve56. Is she dead? Btw I assume you are referring to Fergie?
Taking up the gentle criticism made of your eccentric posting technique here's how it's done correctly. Having read a post you want to reply to, you click on "Reply..." immediately underneath it and type in your reply in the box. It's that simple and it doesn't lead to endless confusion about which you are replying to. You probably do it deliberately anyway so I'm probably sounding like a boring old fart.

Mart bugger that rhymes

[steve56]

not at all you must all xcuse me as i havent had much schooling,in fact i left without a g.c.e.

[Caractacus]

Weren't you upset at being called "wee Lizard?"

[steve56]

does anyone recall queen julianna of ther netherlands?

[Wink Wink]

How about an overseas Royal Princess Stephanie of Monaco:

[Lizard]

So did I, and this is how it,s done.