My attempt at a joke.

[Lizard]

Not bad! must be a North -South, humour thing....

[Goater]

Glad you guys liked it as it's the only one i could remember but i was struggling to recall it all until i started typing. Any others i could come up with would be from the net.

[Goater]

Actually the only other few jokes i remember are somewhat centring around Man Ufilth. I certainly find them funny but i suppose you could change the layers, manager etc to suit your own