Amusing porn titles

[guilbert]

Porn movies often take their titles from real Hollywood
movies (with some wordplay), so lets have a list of ones
that have tickled our fancy.

I will start with...

Shaving Ryan's Privates (Saving Private Ryan)

Any more...............

Guilbert

[steve56]

ready steady cock!

[woodgnome]

and this could spark another thread:

[magoo]

Foreskin Gump was a genuine title from USA. I reckon if it had been a Brit title they would have called it Foreskin Gunk. We are after all much more crude and vulgar than the yanks. And as a result our swearing and lavatory humour is far richer than theirs.

I am not slagging the yanks (much as I enjoy doing so) but they do lack a certain flair when it comes to profanity. Terms such as cocksucker and motherfucker are just offensive and unimaginative compared to some of our great swearing and slang terms for sexual stuff.

I think I have rambled off topic. But then I support the right to roam campaign.

[Goater]

Can't think of any but i do see some funny titles regularly. I do like the SRP one too, Guilbert. What about films that SHOULD have been porn films ideally too, like 'To Catch a Load' with Grace Kelly getting a mouthful or 'King Dong' (surely this must have been used?) with Fay Wray greasing herself up determinedly while Kong sits disappointedly thinking 'this aint going to work babe'. Or 'Citizen Bukkake' with Orson Welles et al spillng semen over all and sundry.

[Lizard]

How about Gangster type porno! 'Goodfuckas' or .....er, cant think of any more, sorry.

[Lizard]

Oh, and!, Two days up her valley.

[Deano !]

I was wondering what they were going to do with ' Snatch ' .

[Hitman]

The american porno Forskin Gump was retitled in the UK as Forest Hump (softcore badly censored 18 version) There was a line in it I remember, Lynn Lemay says "Life is like a box of chocolates, all sticky and wet".

There was a remake of The Adams Family movie called The Maddams Family - Ona Zee playing Horticia, Charisma playing Cousin Tit, Ron Jeremy playing Uncle Pester & Jon Dough playing Crotch, they even sing the song at the end of the film. A good parody!!

Theres also Lara Crotch Poon Raider (Lara Croft Toom Raider)

[Dave Wells]

All porn films could be called Four Positions And A Come Shot after Four Weddings And A Funeral.