Graham Norton

[magoo]

Amusing little man who has made homosexuality palatable to the masses?

Or annoying little twat whos cruising for a bruising? NO!!! Norton your ridiculous giggles and fawning over crap has-beens such as Liz Taylor is not good telly!

I would smack him one if I got the chance but then I would feel guilty afterwards and might ask my mam to come round to comfort him. Its funny how mams and aunties find his pathetic jokes funny.

[buttsie]

Whens the book coming out Magoo

My Top 100 Knobs of the Century

You seem to have done a lot of research so far

cheers
B....OZ Piss Funny

[magoo]

As soon as I can get a publisher. I already submitt stuff to Viz but they dont pay me. If you read the letters page in Viz most of the obnoxious rude ones are from me.

I must add that I did NOT start the whole thing about all lorry drivers being murderers though. But I have seen acid baths and mass graves behind motorway service stations. And if you ever see lorry drivers chatting you can guarentee that they are NOT discussing their latest abductions.

[buttsie]

You submit your material purely for the communities good?

What a guy!!!!!

cheers
B....OZ

[magoo]

Well not just for the good of the community but also to release my inner bitterness. I would far rather write a load of vulgarities than a work of literature. If Shakespeare had thrown a few four letter words into his stuff he might have been popular.

[Mart]

I've had an inspiration for a new TV Panel Game/Quiz show to be called "Bugger My Neighbour".
Chaired by Michael Barrymore, the two teams will be led by Graham Norton and Dale Winton.
My Muse hase deserted me; over to you magoo.

Mart