A Big Hello from Montepulciano

[jj]

Just to let the three and a half people who are actually interested know I am alive and well but not getting bogged down by trying to reply to all the Fun Things herein.....that way madness lies.
I have been away on my oil-rig in Tuscany, which is now in full production, yielding three bottles of Extra Virgin per day, plus several quintillion barrels of that horrible yellow crap you can get in Tesco's.
I expect it to be invaded by the US any day now, to 'save the oil for democracy'..........

[steve56]

xpect a revolution any day now.

[magoo]

I was wondering who are those three and a half people you mentioned?

[Lizard]

How many virgins do you need to squeeze to get the yield you require? just curious..

[Caractacus]

I was beginning to think you'd been arrested by the other forum.

[buttsie]

3 wise/anonymous men and a midget?

Just a thought

cheers
B....OZ

[Elton dong]

Tuscany my arse !
i bet you need the oil cos your at the ' Hot D'Or ' really !
no need to rub it in
....ooooohhh..go on then !!

[Wink Wink]

Sounds as if you are having a better time than us back here in good ole Blighty jj, where the weather is awful......what ever happened to our spring?