New Pill!

[Queen Bee]

New pill on the market!! - Half viagra - half Prozac -

If you don't get a shag - you don't give a fuck!

[Elton dong]

Boom Boom !

This bloke i know went to spain and spent the first day asleep in the full sun ...woke up to find himself burnt raw red ...and had to see a doctor .
the doctor told him to stay in bed for three days and gave him 8 Viagra ,
he had never had them before ,so he asked the doctor
'can they really stop my body from hurting'
'no' said the doctor
'but they will keep the sheets off your sunburn'

[steve56]

can i just say phenobarbatone was the bitterest pill i had to swallow.

[Ace]

Do a search, I did that gag last week, the punchline is
'If you don't get a fuck, you don't give a fuck'
Bloody amateurs!!