Laptop offer..

[Lizard]

Listen up! We have a high spec laptop for sale, cheap!, any interested parties e.mail me for details, please dont post here.
cheers
Liz.

[Elton dong]

damm ....
When i read laptop offer i thought ' Jo Blythe ' was going to doing lap dances !!
p.s iam going round Carol's for dinner tonight ...mushy pea's again !

[Lizard]

She,s a crazy bitch with those peas Elt, make sure you use protection, tie your feet to the bedpost, and DONT get her started on peanut butter.
ps. Whitely was after your phone no and addy, I didn,t give them to him, ok!

[Elton dong]

Cheers Liz .... he is after my phone number because he still wants his wallet back ... and i would give it back, but his bus pass is so handy !

[Lizard]

I bet he carries a kidney donor card too, but no-one will take him up on it!