i am back

[the duke]

the duke and duchess have returned from their chateau in paris today and will be recieving banter and catching up on the gossip from the forum.the duke is happy to announce he has aquired a number of special french video cassettes and will spend the afternoon searching for british ladies.the duchess will be entertaining jameson the gardener in the summer pagoda.

[steve56]

who fed the bloody corgis while you were away?