My wife got me thinking last night about the porn I watch, and the way that we shag.
I'd not really thought about it before but my personal preferences apparently don't always do it for her, so even though she goes along with it; it's more for my benfit than hers.
I wonder whether the masses of porn i've seen has made me always go for the acrobatic positions, messy blowjobs, odd bit of anal and of course always finishing with big load right in her face?
My wife reckons that if i'd never seen a porno, I wouldn't dream of sticking up her bott, or jizzing all over her face.
I hate to admit it, but she may be right.
Any thoughts?
Real Sex vs Porn Sex
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magoo
Re: Real Sex vs Porn Sex
The quickest route to a divorce is to copy what you see in porn films.
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Katie
Re: Real Sex vs Porn Sex
Hi Charlie
At the risk of getting involved in something that has absolutely nothing to do with me, have you thought that your attitude towards your wife might be just a little wierd?
It looks as if you might have made a huge leap forwards, in that you're actually talking about your preferences, but what about hers? She might just surprise you.
Jizzing all over her face, sticking it up her bott - wow, you romantic old devil!! You really do have a way with words!! Why don't you ask her to have a bath with you, and when you're in the bath together, ask her if she would like to piss all over your face. If she says she'd love to, try not to flinch, because you will be well on the way to mending what's breaking.
Good luck
lol
Katie
xx
At the risk of getting involved in something that has absolutely nothing to do with me, have you thought that your attitude towards your wife might be just a little wierd?
It looks as if you might have made a huge leap forwards, in that you're actually talking about your preferences, but what about hers? She might just surprise you.
Jizzing all over her face, sticking it up her bott - wow, you romantic old devil!! You really do have a way with words!! Why don't you ask her to have a bath with you, and when you're in the bath together, ask her if she would like to piss all over your face. If she says she'd love to, try not to flinch, because you will be well on the way to mending what's breaking.
Good luck
lol
Katie
xx
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The Last Word
Re: Real Sex vs Porn Sex
I wonder what the ancient greeks would say?
The Last Word
The Last Word
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marcusallen
Re: Real Sex vs Porn Sex
Charlie, if you disappear from this forum of wasters,wankers,worriers & degenerates, we will assume she has topped you.(probably withy just cause)!!
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One Eyed Jack
Re: Real Sex vs Porn Sex
Maybe I'll have to stick a disclaimer at the beginning of my videos:
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME FOLKS.
Obviously, the prurient filth we practice by profession should not replace marital values and respect- except in certain circumstances- when both parties are in the mood to take spectacular performances to the next level.
You'll find that most people in the profession of porn leave all that real overly explicit and acrobatic stuff for the cameras...more often than not.
I thought the appeal of these videos was so that people could get off on what they shouldn't be doing to the wife but always wanted or afraid to.
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME FOLKS.
Obviously, the prurient filth we practice by profession should not replace marital values and respect- except in certain circumstances- when both parties are in the mood to take spectacular performances to the next level.
You'll find that most people in the profession of porn leave all that real overly explicit and acrobatic stuff for the cameras...more often than not.
I thought the appeal of these videos was so that people could get off on what they shouldn't be doing to the wife but always wanted or afraid to.
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marcusallen
Re: Real Sex vs Porn Sex
OEJ,
It is no good making your left-handeds apologies/excuses.
YOU are probably resposible for breakinf uo marriages/relationships.
You should be ashamed, AND, Although I personally know you are an honourable man, BUT, you must accept that people like Chatrlie have been corrupted and degenerated by naughty people like yourself.
I feel that an appropriate punishment would be a share in the alimony(in your fsavour)
Thereby Justice will be seen to be done and perhaps the ex-wife will volunteer for future naughtiness with her ill-gotten gains.
It is no good making your left-handeds apologies/excuses.
YOU are probably resposible for breakinf uo marriages/relationships.
You should be ashamed, AND, Although I personally know you are an honourable man, BUT, you must accept that people like Chatrlie have been corrupted and degenerated by naughty people like yourself.
I feel that an appropriate punishment would be a share in the alimony(in your fsavour)
Thereby Justice will be seen to be done and perhaps the ex-wife will volunteer for future naughtiness with her ill-gotten gains.
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magoo
Re: Real Sex vs Porn Sex
If people are stupid enough to confuse fantasy with reality then they deserve all they get.
I occasionally like to watch some of your filthy depraved films but I wouldnt be silly enough to assume that thats how girls really like to be treated. I mean nice girls of course.
As you correctly point out porn is all about the things we would like to do but cant. If I had whipped my cock out of my exs fanny and jizzed in her face she would have kicked my head in. And quite rightly so. Its disrespectful like a dog pissing on a lampost to say "this is mine". Porn is a visual thing so many of the things in porn are purely for the visual impact. A facial makes an impact on the viewer but its pointless to do it in private.
And a friend of mine recently confided that he tried anal with his lass for the first time recently and it was a disaster. Shite all over the bed and now shes left him. He said "Its not like that in porn vids". I then had to explain to him about porn girls having enemas etc to avoid the shitty accidents that happen in the real world when people put cocks up peoples dung-dispensers
I occasionally like to watch some of your filthy depraved films but I wouldnt be silly enough to assume that thats how girls really like to be treated. I mean nice girls of course.
As you correctly point out porn is all about the things we would like to do but cant. If I had whipped my cock out of my exs fanny and jizzed in her face she would have kicked my head in. And quite rightly so. Its disrespectful like a dog pissing on a lampost to say "this is mine". Porn is a visual thing so many of the things in porn are purely for the visual impact. A facial makes an impact on the viewer but its pointless to do it in private.
And a friend of mine recently confided that he tried anal with his lass for the first time recently and it was a disaster. Shite all over the bed and now shes left him. He said "Its not like that in porn vids". I then had to explain to him about porn girls having enemas etc to avoid the shitty accidents that happen in the real world when people put cocks up peoples dung-dispensers