Yahoo Sucks

[magoo]

I posted last night re probs with access to yahoo mail account. Well problem is still happening despite somehow managing to get in once (thats you JJ) Oid very kindly suggested opening a .com rather than a .co.uk account. Well the trouble is if you try to open an account with .com it automatically redirects you to your .co.uk a/c which doesnt let me in. God I gate all this technology. Things were much more simple when we all used faxes and phones and lived in caves.

P.S. JJ if your reading this. I tried mailing you earlier via a different account (ie one that works) re those French films on XXL (your list is trapped in my Yahoo inbox which as Ive just said I cant access) and the mail was returned as it refused to recognise your domain name.

Fuck it!! I`m off to live in the rainforest with Sting and a bunch of Indians and parrotts. This e-mail malarkey has fucking pissed me right off! And I am trying to pack in smoking.

Sorry I`m ranting but.....Bloody technology crap! We spend all our money on this stuff then it turns on us and takes the piss. My machines going to be at the bottom of the river tomorrow (wearing a concrete dust cover and mouse mat).

[jj smoking 10 rollies at once]

....not the Cathy B mat, I hope.
Tough doing non-smoking AND tech probs at same time.
With my e-mail, just grateful if it limps and wheezes along occasionally (bit like me, then).
Send postcard from Amazon, tell Sting to stop writing those crap songs. Bring me back 10-ft Arapaima for pet (but NO candirus, please). And a couple of those Amazon dolphins.

[paula]

i think if you go to yahoo.com or yahoo.co.uk it expects a related email signon.... iuse various in both formats, no probs.

[monkeyman]

Yahoo pisses me off as well. I gave up after they kept sending me a warning that I was using too much space despit e the fact there was no mail in my in-box or trashcan.

[Buttsie the clown]

Maybe you could start a Yahoo Group called

"People Who Hate Yahoo",purely for group therapy you understand
Help ya stay of the ciggies(did'nt hear anything about given up drinking(doesn't cause death)

Wonder how long it would take Yahoo too delete it.

AS for Isp's I've had similar bullshit with different ISP'S funnily enough
trying to purchase vids from Excalibur(always saying enable cookies,which was already).

Solution keep trying new Isp's.
Worse case scenario is that there's a bug in your computer.
Only solution-crash and rebuild(i've had to do it twice).

Cheers
Buttsie
Oz...tralia

[magoo]

Thanks Paula but it seems to recognise my IP and auto directs me to the crap one. I tried going to Yahoo.com but as soon as I clicked on the "get afree email addy" thing it put me through to the non working UK one.

As for JJ and Buttsie. Get back to the circus. Clowns are in short supply. God almighty you two have driven me back to the bloody ciggies. I hope your pleased with yourselves. I`m on a long NHS waiting list for a humour implant. You pair of lunatics (yes, I know i`m a loony aswell but I was a non smoking loony till you two started).

We need some sanity in this place. Wheres Marcus?

[magoo]

OBVIOUSLY not the Cathy Barry mat! Thats a treasured gift from a very pretty lady.

I will do my best re your tropical snake requests but dont hold your breath for the frog films unless you post the list here.

I used to have a sense of humour until last night when I packed the fags in. (fags are cigarettes incase any americans get the wrong idea, in between blowing up third world countrys)

[magoo]

Right give us a rolly, I dont care wether its Holborn, Virginia or that funny Dutch stuff you get from that bloke with the white van.

I AM NOT A QUITER!! So pass the fags round.

[magoo]

OK, I`ve had a smoke and now realise you were giving sensible advice. You see non smokers cant think straight. It might kill me but at least I will be mentaly alert.

Just for the record I would like to emphasise that neither Buttsie or JJ are clowns. Nor are they ringmasters (contrary to the rumours). They are in fact very sensible people who never perform in circus tricks. Which in my opinion is a waste of talent.

I`m off to the shop for some fags. Couldnt sleep last night, I kept fantasising about Hannah Coleman giving me a ciggie. Cant remember much about Hannah but the fag was a Regal.

[Buttsie Simpleton]

Delusions of persecution!!!

What kind of tobacco was in the regal Magoo?
Remembered regal but not Hannah now thats a nightmare(is she still in Miss strict mode,still can't get permission to her site)

Ringmaster?(Lords of the Rings)Sensible?Talented? Its all going to my head
think I might start sniffing again(cheaper than ciggies)

As for Marcus saving the day I don't think so.
Maybe if we did posts using the name Zasuna he'd get involved then you could stop smoking but drink twice as much(works for me).

cheers
Buttsie

South....Australis