FAO: TopShelfBlue

[The Fop]

Come on TSB - Jane's giving me the cold shoulder (too busy making tea, no doubt), so you'll have to tell me - has Lulu dropped yet??

[TopShelfBlue]

Nope, no news on baby Lulu as yet. 'It' was due Saturday so it could be any time now.

Actually, Jane's too busy zooming round Witham in her spanking new BMW, I shit you not! And, since your departure she's actually been quite good in the kitchen. Again, amazing but true!

Finally, we heard on the porno grapevine that you've gone all trendy now you're working in that there London. There was talk of 'young person's clothes.' Say it ain't so!!

[The Fop]

Someone's having you on! I'm wearing a shirt and jacket with smart casual trousers, thank you very much. The only young person's clothes in my house are for ages 6-12 months!

Jane robbed a bank, then? Bloody hell, I'd heard there'd been some changes round there, but a new bimmer?! Are you sure it's a new one?

Any other news? When are we going to have a steak night, then? Christ, you lot really have fallen down on that front, unless, of course, nobody every actually wants to see me again or something?

[TopShelfBlue]

Well, it's new to Jane and Phil, if not brand new. But even second-hand BMW estates don't come cheap. Car, the new kitchen, new roof? ?perhaps she is robbing banks!

Yes, some kind of steak night is indeed a good idea - perhaps at the end of the month when people have some loose change rattling around. I shall endeavour to rally the troops, so prepare to march on Wetherspoons!

A 'shirt and jacket with smart casual trousers' - never doubted it for a second. You know how unreliable the porno grapevine can be!

[buttsie]

Aren't we the lucky ones

The Laurel & Hardy of BGAFD have ventured over into the O/T Forum

Glory be

Hallejuah!!!!!


cheers
B....OZ.....lol

[TopShelfBlue]

Laurel and Hardy? The Fop will be rather pleased you've said that!

[buttsie]

Thats good to hear

Lucky for me as next in line were

Cheech & Chong

Dumb & Dumber

cheers
B....OZ Me & My Big Mouth

[The Fop]

What an unwarranted outburst!

Just using the O/T forum for a little exchange of info regarding some mutual friends - if that gets your goat so much then I'm sorry. I certainly didn't intend to piss on your barbie.

You'd think with all that sunshine and stuff you'd be a bit more chilled.

[buttsie]

I was actually being gracious not sarcastic though I will concede given my past history of posting it could be seen as a cynical/sarcastic post....lol


cheers
b....OZ

[Stanley Fop]

In that case I'll accept a gracious comparison with Laural and Hardy in the intended spirit!

Actually. if you stuck TSB in a bowler and got him to twiddle with his tie?