Have I been trapped by a dildo?

[jj]

Well, have I?

[The Last Word]

Are you pissed? Perhaps you were caught by the buzz.


The Last Word

[steve56]

will you come quietly,then?

[jj]

No, just a bit strange.

[Prof. Cashmere]

Is it sticking out of your arse, I,m sorry to be so direct, but I cant help you unless I have all the facts.
Thats 24 guiness please...

[buttsie]

Trapped by a dildo

Judging by that statement I'd say you've just lost your marbles

Can be very distressing...put it down to the cold weather

cheers
B....OZ

[Mart]

Does it keep popping up? I'll consult that very useful list that Lizard posted. Ermmm, what am I looking for? "Dildo Pooper Popper-upper Stopper".

Mart

[Matt]

My initial impressions were that you definitely had, but now I've had something to eat, I'd say the number twelve looks more likely.

[buttsie]

Lizards Helping Claw

Guaranteed to bring most fake pricks back to earth with a thud

cheers
B....OZ

[Pizpot Garrgravarr]

Blimey, that Gag Halfrunt only charges half wot you do, and his advice is twice as good..........