Wimmin!

[Lizard]

Tonight in a pub, a girl called me a selfish twat!, so I reminded her she was a drunken sad fuck, who ditched me years ago and nicked most of me furniture, crashed me car and poisoned me cat, not to mention permanantly 'borrowing' 2 x mobile phones, ?3k, and still has keys to me house, was I a bit harsh? or should I just have bought her another drink!
when/if answering please bear in mind Iv,e never met her in my life before.

[Gag Halfrunt]

Sounds reasonable to me.
That's twelve guineas, please..........

[Lizard]

Cheers Gag, will you settle for 12 Stella,s and some false teeth...? or am I being obtuse

[Ace]

At least she left you the kettle and tea-bags, so sounds like you came out okay to me

[Majikthise]

Obtuse?
Are we back on the 'Angle-Long' thing again?

[Vroomfondel]

Yeah, but he'll have to wait until they deliver the water-buffalo before he gets any milk.