give this guy credit

[martin kane]

listen to this.a couple of years back there was this nutty couple that used to live on my estate, a guy and his wife and she was a complete nutter, thats not unusual on an estate in hackney but she was a psycho.her husband was shagging some girl in the bakers around the corner and everyone knew, except her, so one day she finds out and instead of kicking his head in,(which she could have done by the way because he was a wuss)she takes him home and lets him get all naked thinking shes gonna give him one then when hes got a hard on she went into another room and srats chasing him with a bread knife. me and a mate of mine are sitting on a wall outside when we hear all the shouting and then the guy comes running out the house stark bollock naked just holding his car keys, runs straight by us and just into his car followed by his nutty screaming knife wielding wife shouting about how shes gonna cut his dick off. he drives off and she casually strolls over to us like nothing just happend and starts chatting (we knew her obviously)and she explained what had just happend.afterwards my mate says to me "martin,i gotta rate that guy" i said "why" and he says that didnt i notice that when he ran by us HE STILL HAD A HARD ON, get that, he had some crazed woman chasing him down the road wanting to give him the ultimate circumcision and he still had a hard on. now thats STAYING POWER.

[jj]

No, fear does strange things to people.
And please, no posts about corpses having erections. That's just a load of gas.......