Pets!

[jj]

I bet your roses are really something, though.
You quite often see lizards sitting on buffaloes, eating all those nasty mitey thingies that bother the poor ungulates so much............what altruistic reptiles you are.

[Katie]

Lizard, why don't you get a lizard?
They're adorable little things, sometimes they grow into bigger things. And, did you know, if you try to catch a baby lizard by the tail, the tail comes off? It grows again, naturally!
lol
Katie
xx

[Lizard]

I,m not sure I could stand the competition Katie, er.... meet lizards lizard, and that tail thing, yuk!, I mean yuk, I,m just lookin for somethin exotic I can pet!
BTW, JJ, I have had to get meself out of gangsta rap mode to type this, and youv,e got mail bro! innit

[jj]

'Adorable little things' ?!!!
Varanus komodoensis, maximum recorded length 16 feet with tail, nasty pointy teeth, poisonous spit, even more poisonous disposition,, eats anything that'll fit into its trap (and several things, like big deer, that won't).
Every home should have one..........probably doesn't crap as much as a water-buffalo, on the plus side.

[Katie]

All the more reason for Lizard to get one, wouldn't you think? He's just pretending to be squeamish.
And how do you know so much about lizards? I'll be that what atracted you was the spelling of that horrible Latin name, wasn't it?
lol
Katie
xx

[Lizard]

Yep, that just about sums me up..

[Katie]

Actually, Liz, I was responding to jj's post, not trying to sum you up. He doe know an awful lot, doesn't he?
I have to say that, of all the noms de plume on this forum, yours is the best by far. I mean, Mutanthalibut is nice, Elton Dong and Caractacus are also imaginative, as are many others, but it takes a special kind of person to say to himself, "I know, I'll call myself Lizard, after a creepycrawly thing, something that scuttles about in the sun, snapping up flies and other insects." That's a sign of a man who is at peace with himself.
I salute you, Lizard.
lol
Katie
xx

[Lizard]

Simple choice really Katie, I either used my real name ' Gregory Buttcrack' or Lizard, no comp really chuck! I was also responding to JJ,s post, so we must have both responded at the same time, how pleasant..lol, and yes I am very much in my own peace, thank you for your kind words, I,ll nip to the fridge and crack open a small rodent...

[woodgnome]

gregory buttcrack!! how awful for you...

have you considered changing it to something more socially acceptable - michael buttcrack, for instance (boom! boom!).

[Lizard]

It,s not 'easy' being me sometimes..ask my brother 'Billy' hell tell you.