Attn: Mayfair,Club Int, Razzle?

[Knave Editor]

Just to let you all know that Lulu has finally dropped! It's a baby girl weighing six and a bit pounds. No news of a name yet?

[Club Int Ed]

Hurrah! Surely 'Sally' is the name of choice. I trust all went well and stuff. Definitely deserving of a celebratory steak in the near distant!

[Mayfair & MensWorld]

We'll have to mince it up for her... mind you, I think that angle's already taken care of!