Pets!

[jj]

I'd give it all up to get a Real Life........

[On second thoughts, having just watched a bit of TV's version of Life: stuff that for a lark, and pass me trainspotting books.....]

[buttsie]

You mean where you have to come to a consensus with your partner before making a decision

F...ck that for a joke

And they call it a fear of committment...piffle

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

With you 100% there, O Wise One.

[jj skint]

Total for today, spent via MY CC by my 'significant other': ?120.
Total for week: ?195, and it ain't even bloody halfway yet...........

[magoo]

I have no simpathy at all. Serves you right for telling her your card details. Never allow a woman access to your CC or bank a/c . She is no doubt a lovely person but she is still a woman and therefor should not be allowed to spend money or drive a vehicle.

They (the wimmin) all bleed us men dry and damage our cars trying to park them. Leeches who cant drive the lot of em.

Trust my advice. I am a qualified sexist.

[jj]

Good job I don't drive, then...........

[Phil McC]

Will your pet be available for professional productions, I am thinking about remaking Daktarri (hard-core)and we already have a cross eyed lion.

Phil McC

[jj]

Reversing the recent trend of ex-thespian presidents, perhaps Dubya might care to audition for the role of the chimp?

[Lizard]

Of course Phil, only you need to have a good supply of weetabix in the gaff, as this is it,s staple diet, also a plentiful supply of kitchen roll for any watersports, as it dont half make a mess, it also spends a long time getting ready in the morning, make-up, hair etc....let me know, no dodgy contracts though and no model release, sorry...

[Ultra]

Water Buffalo, then get yourself over to these useful sites;




And then if you decide a Water Buffalo is the pet for you then,



Hope i have been of some help to you.