Look-a-likies

[jj]

I know all this adult stuff is difficult to understand for diddums, but PLEASE try not to have tantrums, darling.
Mummy will be EVER so cross: and you haven't washed behind your ears yet.
Shall I read you a nice bedtime story?
How about "(du)CKY and the nasty porn people"? : that always has a happy ending.........
Kissy kissy........

[Ace]

He was the sports presenter on the newly founded GMTV and stood in on a spot once and the mums loved him, so he was catapaulted from reletive obscurity to be a (w)anchor man.
Fiona looks a filthy bitch though!!!!!!

[Sgt., Alsatian]

Down, boy..........