TV personality sex acts

[deSade]

Following on from the popular thread below, now name the personality you'd most like to see performing a specific act.

I know this is juvenile, but so damn what? Be creative....

I'll go first....

Julia Sawalha taking it up the arse...with sister Nadia watching....

Catherine Zeta Jones....watersports (Welsh girls are always dirty)

Philippa Forrester....on top, on top anal then a2m...then demonstrating the latest in dildo technology

Ulrika....just a damn hard fuck with plenty of extras (lets see what Sven saw...)

Katy off Blue Peter....bukkake


Over to you....give in to your dark side....

[Michael Grade]

zzzzzzzzz.........OK, then:
Carol Vorderman doing it with a calculator;
Patrick Moore inserting a telescope where the Sun don't shine;
Cilla doing it blindfold (and me, if that were the case......);
Nicky Campbell doing it with a hand-held mirror (or substitute any other 2000 'celebs' here.......);
Rageh Omaar doing it with an AK-47.
Kate Adie, asphyxiative sex with her neckerchief;
The list is endless (or will be, when S56 gets started).

[mutanthalibut]

Kylie doing it with me and Danni

[jj]

No. that's just a PERSONAL wish (and how DARE you steal it from me ?????).
It has to be associated with the "celeb" 's stock-in-trade (e.g. Tommy Cooper and his fez,, P Moore and his telescope/xylophone)......

[mutanthalibut]

I do apologise jj...I'll settle for watching.

How about;

Delia Smith doing it with a football
Gary Lineker doing it with Alan Hansen
John Presscott Doing it with 2 Jags
Tony Blair doing it with the country. (what do you mean he already has).

[jj (quite probably)]

Much better:
No.2: Ugh !!!
No.4: Sad but true.
Well done, O Mighty Atlantic hippoglossid........
May your spawn swell forever.

[Phil McC]

I thought Carol Vorderman worked it out with a pencil,

Phil McC

[jj (very probably)]

What're you doing up at this time of night?
And where's Vi?

[steve56]

she looks good in leather?