only in america?

[jj (oh, yeah.....)]

Would you care to rephrase that last sentence?

[Caractacus]

It should have been phrased with a soupcon of irony. Guns are REALLY great. Everyone should own one, just in case another member of the family wants to shoot you.

[C Heston]

Much better.
Having just shot 6 irritatingly-honking motorists, 4 foul-mouthed kids, half the rush-hour population of the District Line, and finally my better half (saving the best for last....), I can categorically state that having a gun solves ALL your problems in one fell swoop..

[Mart]

You are more likely to be shot by an intruder in your own home if you own a gun.

Mart

[The Cisco Kid]

...a bit of a problem that, since I blew the f***ing door off last I locked meself out.......