best no 1s of all time

[steve56]

the wonder of you-elvis for starters

[Ace]

Bored again Steve?

[jj (could be)]

Let's not hope terminallly.......

[Caractacus]

After six pints and queueing for about 20 minutes. Ah, the relief, the stream, the steam . . .

[jj (oh, yeah.....)]

Was it good for you as well, darling ???
Aaaaaaahhhhhhh...............

[Caractacus]

It fair chased those pineapple chunks all around the urinal.

[buttsie]

Its doesn't get any better than these new Zealand gems

'Shoop Shoop Diddy Wap karma Karma Wang Dang' or

'Slice Of Heaven'

cheers
B....OZ Sincerely Yours

[jj (umm....)]

There are some things mortal men aren't meant to know.
And that was certainly one of them.........

[buttsie]

The first gem shoop shoop was actually written by a jingle expert(A DJ I believe)

NZs answer to steak,waterman & whats his name? Pure Pop

Slice of heaven was the theme song of the New Zealand institution 'Footrock Flats'

Anything else you don't want to know?

cheers
B....OZ

[jj (whizzo ?....)]

I've met Waterman a few times in the course of business, and strangely enough, he's rather a normal human bean.
Stange, but true.