best no 1s of all time

[jj (whizzo ?....)]

Or even strange

[buttsie]

In the course of business

That leaves a lot to the imagination

JJ:Impersonating a female at an audition

He seemed like a normal old fart on parkinson

I guess to write meaningless pop drivel you don't have to look the part
The Bee Gees being the exception-wish they'd just stuck to writing rather than performing

cheers
B....OZ

[William Stanier]

He started as an engine-cleaner at some depot in M/C, and his dearest wish was to become a driver.....alas, the depot soon closed (cheers, Dr. B......), and he had to find other gainful employ.
He's actually rather a bright bloke, don't you know......