Girlfiends arse!

[Lizard]

My g/f arse has taken on a life of it,s own and I,m worried, it,s talking to itself in 'her' sleep, should I tell her or let it lie, I,m only asking because I know I will get some sensible advice here.
thanks for listening.

[steve56]

do u mean wat i think u mean

[John Wayne]

I have a 6-bore for hire..
Or you could just ask S56: he's worth 12-bores in ANYONE'S money........

[steve56]

hi there john,hows the alamo?

[Anne (P.)]

Naff orfff..........

[Lizards Girlfriend]

My arse is MY business and NO-ONE elses Liz you slag.
Now get that kettle on, its a night on the sofa for YOU!!!!!

[jj (Mr Polite...)]

We REALLY don't wanna know about your arse......

[Prince Charles]

Is one talking to me?

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[Percy Thrower]

No: it's more likely the begonias.
Or perhaps the daffs............