Helppp !!!!!

[jj]

.........just had me bog invaded by moths....is it cause I is not a lizard?




[And I mean the nasty smelly wet things, NOT the toilets........] I always keep one handy..........

[Lizard]

Thats a terrible thing call the NHS helpline, explain your predicament and go on holiday for a couple of weeks, or turn the light on, that,ll keep em busy/
Bastards.
Anything else we can help you with?

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[Thicko McThicky]

Help?
Can you help me to spell 'predic'....prodoc...oh, buggerit....preedick.....that word?

[Lizard]

I cant, but JJ can, he,s a right clever fucka! uses big words an all that fingie.
rumour has it he eats dicshunaries for brekfast an at! check it..

[jj]

Oi heard dat rumour as well.
He's a REAL smartarse, inneee?
Flash cunt........and he knows fuck-all about lizards.............
Twat........

[Mr Mackee]

Moths are bad mmmkaaaay.

I noticed you posted using your regular name for once. Multiple personality disorder is bad mmmkaaay.

To get rid of moths install a large football stadium floodlight outside your shithouse window as a decoy. Failing that just shut the window and learn to live with the smell of your beer ridden faeces. mmmkaaay.

You clearly have issues mmmkaaay. I recommend Ritolin for your condition......or sodium cyanide perhaps.mmmkaaaay?

[Lizard]

Wise word Mr M, it must be HORRENDOUS in that kazzi, I,m surprised the moths aren,t surrendering by the thousands, Iv,e heard tales of damp toilet paper, chewed toilet seats, and whitewash any colour, one can only imagine... but would rather not..

[Ken Shabby]

I reccimend, Recomond, rec... suggest Moth-Balls. But aim carefully....

[Lizard]

Ken, if you have ever smelt moth balls, how did you get your head between thier legs, just curious.
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[jj,]

That last bit was just NASTY.......
And all because I left an abusive message on yer ansafone.......tut tut.......