Helppp !!!!!

[Ken Shabby]

I have a very thin nose.
That, and I'm into that kind of thing anyway.

[magoo]

It was just a joke JJ. Of course I dont want you to ingest sodium cyanide. But an OD of laxatives would be funny.

And the abusive voicemail messages were quite funny at first. In a sort of "help I am being stalked" kind of way.

Now stop molesting those moths and stop chewing the toilet seat or I will send Lizard round to eat your pet bluebottles you keep in your kitchen.

[Ctenocrinus]

WHITE-wash?
Does it come in any OTHER colour?
Think about it............

[P E Rvert]

Ooohhhhh...KINKY.
But, entomolgoically speaking, just the teensiest bit inaccurate.
Biologically impossible, I'd have thought.........

[magoo]

Yes its brown in your toilet

[Blah .......]

And you mother smells of blackberries.
And have better taste in music than you.
And I'm better-looking.
And I have a larger penis. And a better car.......
And a MUCH bigger cock.
So there.........