Howard Hughes

[Lizard]

Is Howard dead, I,m asking because the bastard still owes me money, I lent him to build a big zoo in his back yard, Howard if your reading this I want my money back you twat, with interest, ?15 is a lot to me....
And when are you picking this fucking big plane up from my yard.

[J P Getty]

'Ere, do you mind?, that's MY fucking 'plane........he said it was a Goose, but I'm honour-bound to pay for it now. And I just wanted something nice fer me duck-pond..........
Bastard........

[Ken Shabby]

Yeah, Howard borrowed some money from me too, quite a few years ago.
He said he needed it to make a western about Jane Russell's bra, or something....

[Lizard]

I really dont give a flying wilanda who,s it is, just move the bastard thing, or there will be more ears in the post...

[Ear, ere.........]

..Christ- not AGAIN......I've already got enough to found a fucking ENT clinic.......

[Lizard]

A wet one in Jane Russells bra, the cad...

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[W Wordsworth]

Good job S56's asleep, or we'd never hear the last of Jane's tits....
Actuallly, that's not a bad idea.........

[Ken Shabby]

Yeah, that is a good idea!

"JANE'S TITS"
(Volume 1 of a 50 volume set....)

[Whey-hey]

Can you send me No. 49?
Then I've got the complete set, do you see...........

[steve56]

ill have a 69 with jane anytime.