BGAFD Legal Action!

[Bad Boy]

I am blind and have hairs on the palms of my hands due to the BGAFD.

Legal action will proceed!

[Who, possibly.....]

Some sooner, some later.........

[IdolDroog]

its just plain depressing isnt it, like that classic story of the burglar who fell thro the roof of the womans house landed on a kitchen knife and successfully sued her....wtf do the judge and jury take before these trials.cos i want some

[Caractacus]

My lawyers will be in touch with a certain couple of forumites---one for causing me severe mental anguish by going off at a tangent at the drop off a hat (A-B via the planet Tharg); and one for making me feel stupid because I don't have a massive verkab, vorcab, store of words.

Now's your chance to settle out of court, but I want a year's supply of woad and the fishing rights to Gloucestershire.

[B Dickus]

Not MORE trout !!!!
And do you mean me???????
That's just wislble..........

[Caractacus]

If the professorship fits . . . .

[Caractacus]

Oh, and how can you have eyes in your buttocks?

[Chris the Halibut]

Now, then, young aged KIng............

[Chris the Mackerel]

Eh?

[Caractacus]

Anyhoo, I'm off to enjoy some larks' tongues on toast.