o/t Homosexual Joke

[Carl Pulley]

Now i'm bound to possibly cause upset with this one but really i don't care (Mind you i doubt anyone on this board/forum are Queer anyway,Since we all interested in Ladies).

Joke:

Two Gays by the names of rupert and Ralph were having Long hard sex in a small cottage in South Kent,England.when they had both finished rupert turns to Ralph and says "i just going to go and make us a cup of coffee,and then when i come back,i'll wank you off,okay?"
"Okay," says Ralph."don't you do it, or i'll be very angry and upset," says Rupert. 10 minutes later rupert opens the bedroom door only to find cum all over the bed,up the walls,on the carpet,...everywhere. "I thought i told you not to wank yourself off!"says Rupert. "i never," says Ralph.
"well what in Gods name do you call all this?" says Rupert
"i farted," replies Ralph.


Sick but funny.(i think everybody will chuckle on this one,)

Carl

[Matt]

Just goes to show we can't be right all the time.

[P North]

I'm gay, and I found this VERY offensive.
And badly-told, too........

[George Michael]

I don't know why, but I just found this extremely amusing.

[Fred the Fist]

Yer, but yer just a toilet-bagger.............

[Deano !]

Thats a ripper ! I laughed so hard I fell off my rocking horse.

[David Furnish]

I,m just disgusted, I,m off to tell Elton, and hopefully he will buy me another ferrari to ease the pain..... like a candle in the w..........

[steve56]

cmon george you gotta have faith

[Brookie]

Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo. They come across the
gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a
massive erection.

The gay men are fascinated by this.

One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into
the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and
fucks him for six hours nonstop.

When he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An
ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.

Next day his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"

"AM I HURT?", he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't
written ..."

[Ace]

Two gays in a phone box ringing each other