O/T Things you don't want to hear or say in Bed

[Carl Pulley]

Here is a list of jokey things you don't want to hear or say in bed.

Did i tell you my aunt Martha Died in this bed?

On second Thoughts,let's turn off the lights?

got any Penicillin?

When is this supposed to feel good?

You're good enough to do this professionally?

is that blood on the headboard?

Is that you i smell?

Have you ever considered Liposuction?

But my Cat always sleeps On the Pillow?

And to Think,I didn't even Have to Buy you Dinner?

I was So horny Tonight i would have taken anything home?

You look younger than you feel?

Have you seen Fatal attraction?

Keep It Down,My mother is a light sleeper?

This would be more fun with some more people,Is your sister at home?

Hey,When is it going to be my friend's turn?

Did i not mention the Webcam?

My old Girlfriend used to do it for a lot longer(Ladies, you can changed that to Boyfriends)

And to Think-I was really trying to pick your friend?

Hope You're looking good when i'm sober........

I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs

Well i thought there were funny,(Mind you,Women who can light there own farts i laugh my balls off).

Carl Pulley

[Cardinal Biggles]

Hee hee........

[Joe A]

Two more

a) Is it in ?

b) Was that it ?

[steve56]

or did you hear someone downstairs?

[Giles]

Now where did I put that jar of pickled onions?

[steve56]

are you sure you let the cat out?

[C Dickens]

..and 'haven't you finished YET' ?
'I've got work in the morning........'

[steve56]

or.........your not still on the phone to your ex surely[kinky bit]

[Katie]

If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake ...
lol
Katie
xx

[T & J]

Not ANOTHER pussy joke...........