colonies

[the duke]

one is pleased to annouce that one has returned from ones caribbean colonies.after an inspection by myself it is good to see that my banana plantation is in fine order and i can relax knowing that the man from del monte said" ya man easy now dem oranges is mighty fine irie" i`m sorry but one does not speak coloured so i cant translate.

so the duke is back on the scene well rested and shipshape.

[derek]

Jolly good Duke!

[Elton Dong]

What Oh !

Duke old bean


Barmy fungi fipp's is having a good old bash at Wintington so come up for the weekend ..... and bring the little lady .


Your's

Sir Elton no'b'e

[Kunta Kinte]

Slave-driver......

[derek]

swing low

[Chicken George]

I'm not even gonna SAY the obvious............

[derek]

oh go on!

[Peasantry]

Hope you roasted your banana on both sides

Peasantry

[Georges Danton]

Sadly, your dukeship, we had a revolution while you were away. As a result, your tumbril awaits . . .

[jj Wage Slave]

.......and shouldn't that be PLEASANTRY?
I'm SURE that's what he meant..........