Ben Dover Dvds For Sale

[Chris]

Hi, I've decided to sell a few of my Ben Dover Dvds as I have watched them so many times and need the cash. I have Puttin On The Brits(Route XX), Royal Reamers(Vca) and Royal Heinies(Vca).
I am a reputable seller on Ebay with 304 feedback under my username cjm241
Obviously I can't sell porn on there so thought I'd see if there was anyone on here. If there's any one seriously interested in buying these off me please email me.
Thanks-Chris.

[Holden MacGroyn]

What ya got & how much?
I have fuck all in the way of brit porn.

[woodgnome]

please email him as he requests. trades must be negotiated off forum (faq - 2.4).

[Holden MacGroyn]

Aw crap.
Sorry Woody.
Well at least it wasn't a warning about calling people "slags", "cunts" or "turds"


Woody, I love you. Much as in the same way that I loved JJ the other night.
Can I email you privately and take our love further please?

[Ace]

No Brit Porn??????????????
I find THAT hard to believe!!!!!!

[magoo]

Does BGAFD now stand for the British Gay Alcohol Fuelled Daftness forum?

I am all for the alcohol part but I might take a rain check on the bummery. Perhaps Matt can organise a BGAFD float for the Sydney gay mardi gras thing they have. JJ called me a complete bitch and a slag last night. I am very worried about him at the moment. Hes even more irrational than me after 12 pints of Stella.

Im off to my AA meeting now. Then I will bake a quiche for JJ to cheer him up.

PS Holden if you want some tips on interior design and curtain fabrics Matt will help you out on that. He and JJ often discuss it while they are listening to Kylie and checking out each others piercings.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Seriously bro, sweet fa.
Actually I think I have half of a Ben Dover film. Hot Spice Girls? It's on a crappy VHS.

But no sir, I own sod all.

[Holden MacGroyn]

BGAFD...I keep trying to sing it phonetically like MaCavity from Cats....not that I've seen Cats...go on try it. See! It's pretty close.

Anyway, BGAFD = Baddiel Get A Fisting Daily.

So what's the score with you & JJ?
Bitch? Slag? Sounds like a lovers tiff!

[woodgnome]

it would only end in tears.

[Ace]

You just DON'T KNOW what yer missing Holden!!!!!! Throw away your poncey US crap, dump the 'babe' girlfriend, and DO THE RIGHT THING!!!! This industry need YOU!!!