FAO Knave Editor

[Paul Garfield]

I understand that Jimbo the art monkey got his tunnel finished. Pass on my best wishes, will you.

[Knave Editor]

Consider it done! He's been lounging at his desk with a smugger than smug grin on his face ever since he found out - can't blame him really!

[Paul Garfield]

Can't say as I blame him.

[Mayfair & MensWorld]

The poor sod's going to work with Shaggy. I think he'll suffer enough. With all that new money, is Jim going to buy a new green jumper, I wonder?!

How's Wee Beard taking the news?!!!!

[Paul Garfield]

I'm sure it'll be eating sweat-tastic

[Wee Beard]

J-j-j-j-j-j-just you guys hang on a minute!

Erm?

Oh.

[Paul Garfield]

I think he needs time to mullet over

[Mayfair & MensWorld]

Hey, Ian, do you still have that burnt out car in the car park? Or has John upgraded to a smashed up washing machine and piss-stained mattress?

[Catweazle]

I'll have you know that I've never been so insulted in all my 40 years as the frontman for Jethro Tull

[Lizard]

What! not even at a concert.....

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