Women and Toilets!

[Lizard]

Why do women go to the toilet in 2,s (not No2,s) I know about that thanks, in the pub last night there was a group of girls getting steadily bladdered! everytime one went to the crapper she was escorted by another! it.s a strange habit and peculiar to this country, you dont see it in Iran.
I,d ask Carol but she,s got her mouth full at the moment...........

[steve56]

for company?

[Elton Dong]

Ask Chuck Berry .

[A F Email]

...and usuallly more intelligent than what they've left behind at the bar.............

[M Hardcore]

Well they're sure both good for pissing in!

Yee-haw!

[A Hansen]

I'm shocked.

[Des Lynam]

You allways look as if youve had 20,000 volts thru you anyway!
btw. get a new syrup..

[J Beattie]

I scored last week.
And you didn't
HAH !!!!!!

[Des Lynam]

Yes but you probably bribed someone to do it.....

[Peter]

The truth is, they go in pairs to avoid Neptunes Kiss.

You know sometimes when you drop off the kids you get a little backsplash right on the old starfish? Well women hate this so much, that they'll go to any length to avoid it, and so, one girl will use her hands to "break the fall" and gently lower it into the water, the favour being returned by her stablemate.

Simple really!