Imposters..

[The Queen]

Recently one has noticed a spate of 'ordinary' people posting on here, pretending to be someone else, (with the obvious exception of 'the duke' who is a close chum of mine) Phillip and I find this practice as tiresome as having to visit the toilet, and would be gratefull if you could all refrain from doing it (like what Phil and I have)
BTW, Mr JJ, Have you sent one ones tapes of the, ehm.... Badmington horse trials yet, phil and wills are gagging for it.
Yours
Liz.

[steve56]

hi queenie,you forgot to say:my husband and i.

[The Queen]

Be Quiet, you horrible little man...........

[Billy the Kid]

Imposters, round this way, surely not!

[Benjamin Disraeli]

I always knew the British royal family were cold-blooded reptiles

[essarr]

It's actually spelt BADMINTON your majesty. One would have thought that one would know how to spell one of one's favourite sporting soiree's.

[Holden MacGroyn]

So did David Icke.....heh heh heh (cracks knuckles)

[Phil 'The Greek']

Ghastly little man

[Wink Wink]

One would of thought one would be at Royal Ascot today with your copy of the Racing Post in hand studying the form to see what one could put the Royal purse on. Mind you if I was at Royal Ascot the only filly I would want to see is that loverly Granddaughter of yours Zara, a leggy young filly by all accounts.

[F Mercury]

Look....I know you have his big thing about dressing up as as a Queen, but please don't inflict it on the rest of us.
Cheeky beggar.