Things that irritate in porn films

[Ken Shabby]

Every now and then when watching porno, I notice the same things that really irritate me, but they keep doing them. Like:

Music drowning out the natural sound.

The camaraman focusing on some bloke for ages. (Seeming to forget there's a girl there at all!)

Women wearing high heeled shoes in bed!

Lots and lots of talk. I'm not even refering to the American more "Dramatic" films as much, but the suppossedly "Home-Made" ones that have some bloke "accidently" meeting a woman while he's holding a video camera, then going some place and talking for about 20 minutes before anything actually happens!

Can anyone else think of any others?

[steve56]

a long dragged out story like in the yankee ones.

[paul]

silicone.

[Arnold Layne]

How about anything starring Dick Nasty or Gerry Pike?

[steve56]

bad mix of background music,[the collection vol 1234]

[metalmelly]

The use of "special effects" which obliterate the thing you want to see.
Trendy wobbly camerawork
Shoes in bed (already mentioned)
Piercing, tattoos and fake tits

[Ronbo]

When, in the middle of a cum shot, the director cuts off and focuses on the blokes face, then goes back to the shot after it's all over, totally ruining the big moment.

[Lizard]

The thing that irritates me most are the commercial breaks, does my claws in.......

[steve56]

yes,ch5 are very annoying wen they do that,and its always wen it gets to best bit.

[Elton dong]

Your sat their thinking this in going to be wicked

and it turns out softcore ........ just the smallest glimse of fanny

aggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh DS basterd