Things that irritate in porn films

[derek]

Poor acting!

[The Healer]

Any film starring Ron Jeremy, any film made by someone with less than ?500 for the full production, masses of plastic tits, weak cumshots, too mcuh pubic hair, slappers with tattoos and piercings.

[Bob the Builder]

Crap editing (sometimes = no editing). Stupid FX/dissolves. Dubbed ooh-aah sound effects. Performers who overdo the ooh-aah thing. Naff story lines. That do?

[alec]

Starting with a potentially erotic storyline then, after about 5 minutes, the 'director' in effect saying 'I can't be arsed. The punters don't care anyway.' Well this one does.

[Katie]

Spotty bots and bendy dicks.
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[PaulE]

Ken Shabby wrote:

>......but the suppossedly "Home-Made"
> ones that have some bloke "accidently" meeting a woman while
> he's holding a video camera, then going some place and talking
> for about 20 minutes before anything actually happens!

20 minutes - as little as that? I've just acquired someone's porn video collection (about 300+ vids) and there was one of the 'Excuse Me' series where it took about 30-35 minutes before anything happened.

Also, those 'gonzo' productions where the girl is "only 18" or "just happened" to have her 18th birthday a few days earlier!

My other pet hates - silicone, 'big hair' (i.e. American bottle-blondes), piercing and tattoos (don't mind the occasional discreet one at times) - have already been covered. I'm actually not keen on US productions anyway - probably because they're all inhabited by plastic-boohed blondes with big hair these days!!

Constant cutaways, where whoever is shooting, or editing, seems incapable of holding the same shot for more than a couple of seconds. It's even worse if there are a couple of different storylines and there's so much inter-cutting between them you lose track of who's doing what.

[Ace]

My pet hates are US productions of recent times that have some Eddie Van Halen screaming guitar music in the background. Very irritating, I prefer the sleazy saxaphone music of 70's loops.
Points raised I agree with are lousy acting, fake moans, silicone tits and big peroxide hair. But heres a few more.........shaving rash with 'fresh' Brazilians, half erect cock during penetration, and my all-time worse, shit continuity ie, different states of undress and re-dress in a scene.

[steve56]

and out of sync music.

[Wink Wink]

Bad plots, my real pet hate one's that involve flash backs! Grrrr!! Scene changes, just as the guy & girl are just getting it on they move to another scene for a few moments & then switch back & you find the girl & guy in full swing, where's all the foreplay? As someone said girls having sex while still wearing high heels shoes looks bloody uncomfortable!!!

[steve56]

i think the flashbacks are designed to take time up and dragging it out,iknow i had 1 called dames yrs ago.