Sex in Public Places, Ha Ha

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jj

Re: Sex in Public Places, Ha Ha

Post by jj »

According to the late unlamented Fred West, you need to be able to shove the poor animal's back legs down your wellies in order to gain the correct purchase/angle of penetration.
For a horse, I assume you'd need a mounting-block. And a litre of sedative.
Do they have these problems with say, elephants in India, or wallabies in Oz?
I once saw some Japanese prints of a girl being screwed by a horse while slung beneath it in a hammock-like affair. It was strangely (and disturbingly) erotic, a bit like those classical murals of heroically-proportioned mythical beings with diaphanously-clad temple maidens..
Now, where's me secret stash of 'Horse and Hound' ?????
Buttsie Rugby Fan

Re: Sex in Public Places, Ha Ha

Post by Buttsie Rugby Fan »

Wouln't need the sedative JJ you'd never catch the Wallabies(could never descecrate a national symbol-Rugby Union World Champions)

Rest of the info from your working document I assume.

Cheers
Buttsie
Oz...tralia
Buttsie Rugby Fan

Re: Sex in Public Places, Ha Ha

Post by Buttsie Rugby Fan »

Probably got to do with goats resembling Mother Inlaws and not only in looks.

Just a Thought.

Kissing...probably likes kissing ass.

Cheers
buttsie
Oz...tralia
Bob Trench

Re: Sex in Public Places, Ha Ha

Post by Bob Trench »

Which porn stars ever came out of Hull?
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