My latest defeat.............

[steve56]

hes too f#old to sing the young ones now must be 60 odd.

[crofter]

don?t know about cliff being 60 but he is definately odd steve.

[steve56]

hes too good to be true,last night someonr from friends reunited said he had a affair with jet harris wife?iwas shocked

[steve56]

hes older than me im sure?

[Peter]

Have you thought about football? You put the ball into the net so regularly i'm sure you'd do well as a striker.

[Caractacus]

So just your basic overgrown English public schoolboy, then.

[Caractacus]

That was certainly the story back in his young days. Nowadays he is alleged to be on the monkey gland treatment to help him keep his "youthful" looks.

[steve56]

dorian gray?almost

[Caractacus]

You'd have liked the Friends Reunited cartoon in the last Private Eye, Steve.

[Thierry Henry]

I was a tennis player when I was 12, look at me now!!