My latest defeat.............

[Ruud Van Nistelrooy]

me too!!

[David Beckham]

Me Three!

[Thierry and Ruud]

But Becks, our Missus's are more 'talented' than your two-bob wannabee missus!!

[steve56]

big fan of private eye,did you ever see the jeffrey archer 1

[David Beckham]

Er...yeah but mar missus az got a nyce plastik face.
cos like she's gonna be a model
i fink that means shes gunna be made of latex platik crome an steel or sumfink.
but wot i wanna no iz why is it called real madrid?
iz there a fake one az well?

[steve56]

shes got saggy tits an alll.

[David Beckham]

Yeah but more blokes hav ad a wank over ma missus than your ugly bags of moo

[crofter]

interesting to see that hollywood superstar kirsten dunst is at wimbledon at the mo, filming Wimbledon, The Movie: in my opinion the only decent totty left in at this stage.

[Caractacus]

Which one---they're always (quite rightly) picking on him.

[steve56]

his pic with the wife caption reading 1,000 bit much for a pussy.