My latest defeat.............

[steve56]

think hes gotta nother book due within these walls?

[Caractacus]

He's been released on licence, hasn't he? Therefore any fresh criminal activity (ie f**king the English language) should see him back behind bars.

[steve56]

well thank god he never made the bgafd 3 dread to think wat would have happened

[woodgnome]

unlike scottish ones, who are all gods gift, of course...

[Holden MacGroyn]

Bloody hell!
The gloves come off for once!
I'm in agreement with Woody...

Sean "Smack My Bitch Up" Connery. What a gent huh?

My minds gone blank on more victims.

[Caractacus]

Don't think Shir Shean "women need a bit of a slap now and then" Connery went to public school, but that's about all he and I have in common.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Yeah but come on bro, it at least gives the op to slag off the geriatric slag heap.
Shite actor as well.

Highlander = Plays a Spaniard with a heavy Scots accent
Hunt For Red October = Plays a Russian with a very heavy scots accent
James Bond = Plays an Englishman with a heavier scots accent

The only guy who sucks more than Sean "Scrotum" Connery, is that retard Jean Claude Van Slag..Van Brain Dammage Van Winkel.
Muscles from Brussels?
More like Biceps from Blockbusters. Bottom shelf in the far right hand corner next to the out of date popcorn.

The no talent, no ability school of acting.

Highlander, however, was a good film....

[Caractacus]

You missed out The Wind And The Lion (Arab with a Scottish accent) and the recently voted worst ever---and it must have been bad to push Dick van Dyke into the runner-up spot---The Untouchables (Chicago Irish cop with a Scottish accent).

[woodgnome]

while i'm sure the big fella doesn't need me to defend him (and he is big, as i've stood should to ear with him), his performance in sidney lumet's 'the offence' was superb.

even the accent was spot on. although, admittedly, he was playing a scotsman...

[Caractacus]

At last---someone else who's seen and liked The Offence!